today I made a breakthrough and though it may seem small it's a big deal to me and I want to write it down to look back upon and gain strength from.
I was upset.
I went to the kitchen (bad idea #1)
I climbed on the counter to open the "shared" cabinet.
I pulled out a very cute jar with all the dry ingredients to a batch of cookies.
I lit the oven.
I added the moist ingredients and mixed, adding salt and oatmeal.
Then I started eating (gross)
10 bites or so went by...
"this is my right as an upset woman!"
"I'm seriously going to regret this in dance class"
"I can have as much as I WANT!"
"That was sort of prideful"
"How would the Lord feel about this?"
...
...
chomp....
hm....
chomp........."this is disgusting"
"I know what I have to do"
I grabbed the 409
I sprayed the lump of evil disguised as deliciousness.
Then I spit on it,
Threw it in the trash,
and took the trash out to the street.
:)
I win.
.....I also threw out the rest of the sugar in the kitchen
... sorry roomies
...love you.
1 comment:
I wish my aggravating days ended so triumphantly, and that I could write them with the same wit
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